Funniest Text Msgs.

● Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.

漂亮的臉蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸運的同時擁有這兩方面！被恭維了？
少來了！這個短消息是送給我的。我只不過想讓你看看罷了。

● Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

早上好...你今早醒來的時候有沒有做這兩件最重要的事呢？
1）祈禱- 好讓你可以活下去..2）洗澡-好讓別人也可以活下去！

● Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,
Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

你的英語發音很標準？讀下去： woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof,loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,

測試結果：你是一條好狗。現在可以停下別叫了。 

● If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.

如果你躲起來，我會去找你。如果你不見了，我會尋覓你。如果你離開了，我會等你。如果日子會把你帶走，我會為你戰斗。
但是，如果你停止發短信息，我會宰了你。

● Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible, he said.
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said: “Let me try world peace”.

有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”

● 1 day u’ll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming,
U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.

一天你會很驚訝的發現我出現在你身邊。你我一起歡笑，一起哭泣，一起夢想，依偎在一起，一起...
只不過是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我在檢查你。

● This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...

>Error: No Brain Detected!!!

這條消息將會讓你的頭腦清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1..
>錯誤提示：未偵測到大腦！！！